Grumpy Goat Experiment

This is a delicious, crusty baguette only slightly enhanced with a bit of Rye flour and some ground flax seeds. This is not a traditional baguette and is a bit of a denser texture than that. I do sprinkle a bit of coarse sea salt on top. I love this sliced with butter or used for your next bruschetta recipe. Ingredients: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat, Rye flour,yeast, flax seeds, sea salt. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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This is a delicious, crusty baguette only slightly enhanced with a bit of Rye flour and some ground flax seeds. ... more

Great light Deli-style Rye bread. Good for making sandwiches (slightly flatter than a loaf bread because it is cooked free form), or as toast with your eggs in the morning. Ingredients used: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat, Rye flour, yeast, sea salt, caraway seed. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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Great light Deli-style Rye bread. Good for making sandwiches (slightly flatter than a loaf bread because it is cooked free ... more

Nice dark molasses sweetened bread. This does not come out overly dense. Ingredients used: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat flour, Rye flour, cocoa powder, molasses, yeast, instant coffee, sea salt, caraway seeds. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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Nice dark molasses sweetened bread. This does not come out overly dense. Ingredients used: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat ... more

If you are having trouble deciding between our Deli-style Rye and Pumpernickel look no further. This Twist is a beautiful 3 stranded braid of the two. Ingredients: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat, Rye flour, yeast, molasses, cocoa powder, instant coffee, caramel color, caraway seeds, sea salt. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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If you are having trouble deciding between our Deli-style Rye and Pumpernickel look no further. This Twist is a beautiful ... more

These are simple and delicious bagels enhanced by the amazing flavor of Asiago cheese inside and on top.
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These are simple and delicious bagels enhanced by the amazing flavor of Asiago cheese inside and on top. more

This order is for four bagels.

Medium spiced, delicious, cheddar Hot Pepper bagels made with our home grown peppers and white cheddar cheese. These are our personal favorites! As you'll see I changed the name from Jalapeno to Hot Pepper. We have run out of our supply of jalapenos but still have other homegrown peppers that we will be substituting in. I will do my very best to maintain a similar 'heat' level but pepper varieties might vary from cayennes, to Bulgarian carrot, to hot lantern peppers.
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Medium spiced, delicious, cheddar Hot Pepper bagels made with our home grown peppers and white cheddar cheese. These are our ... more

Packed with raisins and cinnamon these bagels are a nice sweet treat great with cream cheese, butter, or your favorite jam. This order is for four bagels.
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Packed with raisins and cinnamon these bagels are a nice sweet treat great with cream cheese, butter, or your favorite ... more

With a slight tang from the cranberries and a crunch from the walnuts, these bagels are a great alternative for those that like blueberry or cinnamon raisin bagels . This order is for four bagels.
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With a slight tang from the cranberries and a crunch from the walnuts, these bagels are a great alternative for ... more

This order is for 4 Everything bagels - nice and chewy from their water bath and made with King Arthur flour, yeast, water, sugar, salt, baking soda, poppy seeds, sesame seeds, caraway seeds, garlic, onion and onion.
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This order is for 4 Everything bagels - nice and chewy from their water bath and made with King Arthur ... more

We've been trying out some new bagel flavors! This order is for 4 Onion bagels - nice and chewy from their water bath and made with King Arthur flour, malt powder, yeast, water, sugar, salt, baking soda, and onion.
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We've been trying out some new bagel flavors! This order is for 4 Onion bagels - nice and chewy from ... more

We've been working to perfect our bagel recipe and think we are finally ready to share these with you! This order is for 4 Plain bagels - nice and chewy from their water bath and made with King Arthur flour, yeast, water, sugar, salt, and baking soda.
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We've been working to perfect our bagel recipe and think we are finally ready to share these with you! This ... more

Get your poppy seed fill with this bag of 4 delicious home made bagels rolled in poppy seeds!

This order is for 4 Rosemary Sea Salt bagels!

These sesame bagels are identical to the plain bagels - topped with some toasted sesame seeds for just a hint of added nuttiness. This order is for four fresh made bagels (which can also be stored nicely sliced and put in the freezer).
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These sesame bagels are identical to the plain bagels - topped with some toasted sesame seeds for just a hint ... more

Made with our homegrown and dried tomatoes (while supplies last)! These have a subtle tomato flavor enhanced by some dried oregano and topped with shredded Asiago cheese.
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Made with our homegrown and dried tomatoes (while supplies last)! These have a subtle tomato flavor enhanced by some dried ... more

Personally, I find these ones great for a tofuna sandwich (or any deli style sandwich). With a hint of dill and caraway seeds, and loaded with rye flour, these bagels are a nice change from the ordinary.
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Personally, I find these ones great for a tofuna sandwich (or any deli style sandwich). With a hint of dill ... more

This is a pack of 8 New England style hot dog buns. The dough is a white enriched dough with milk, egg, and butter. Delicious for summer hot dogs, sausages, and lobster rolls.
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This is a pack of 8 New England style hot dog buns. The dough is a white enriched dough with ... more

This is a print on a card of Matt's watercolor painting of the bath houses I grew up in in NH.
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This is a print on a card of Matt's watercolor painting of the bath houses I grew up in in ... more

A mountain landscape. Water colored by Matt, Printed by Sara Paper
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A mountain landscape. Water colored by Matt, Printed by Sara Paper more

A common scene around here - open blue sky over a farm field. Original water color done by Matt, printed by Sara Paper
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A common scene around here - open blue sky over a farm field. Original water color done by Matt, printed ... more

Mountains and farm land. What could be better...maybe the ocean too. Anyways a beautifully colored card painted by Matt and printed by Sara Paper.
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Mountains and farm land. What could be better...maybe the ocean too. Anyways a beautifully colored card painted by Matt and ... more

I absolutely love this farmhouse and wheat field Matt water colored. The colors and depth of it are gorgeous. All our cards were printed locally by Sara Paper.
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I absolutely love this farmhouse and wheat field Matt water colored. The colors and depth of it are gorgeous. All ... more

This a a pack of 8 cards - 2 of each of the four landscapes that Matt made. 3 are farm scenes - all very different. And one mountain landscape.
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This a a pack of 8 cards - 2 of each of the four landscapes that Matt made. 3 are ... more

This a pack of 6 cards - 1 of each of the the ones we've had printed so far. This includes 3 farm scenes (each very different), one mountain scene, Griswold - the cutest dog ever, and the bathhouses of NH.
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This a pack of 6 cards - 1 of each of the the ones we've had printed so far. This ... more

This listing is by the ounce of our lightish tan creamy white CVM Romeldale Wool Combed Top. It is super soft and dreamy to spin up. CVM/Romeldale sheep are listed by the Livestock Conservancy as a threatened breed. Purchases of 4oz or more will get you a SE2SE sticker with your purchase.
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This listing is by the ounce of our lightish tan creamy white CVM Romeldale Wool Combed Top. It is super ... more

These are a mix of brown and blue eggs from our assorted layers including; Rhode Island Red, Black Australorp, Americauna,buff orpington, golden laced wyandottes, and barred rocks.
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These are a mix of brown and blue eggs from our assorted layers including; Rhode Island Red, Black Australorp, Americauna,buff ... more

This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - white/wheat flour - crushed by Our Fathers Foods. Type #2 is slightly sifted just to take out the largest of the bran and germ but can still be a replacement to your processed white store bought flour. If you would like more than 25lbs Message us for bulk pricing.
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This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - white/wheat flour - crushed by Our Fathers Foods. Type #2 ... more

This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - white flour - crushed by Our Fathers Foods and sifted to be a great 1:1 replacement to your processed white store bought flour. This is what we use for most of our day to day cooking and most of our breads unless we want a whole wheat loaf. It also bakes up well in cookies, crusts, cornbread, etc! If you would like more than 25lbs Message us for bulk pricing.
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This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - white flour - crushed by Our Fathers Foods and sifted ... more

This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - whole wheat flour - crushed by Our Fathers Foods. If you would like more than 25lbs Message us for bulk pricing.
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This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - whole wheat flour - crushed by Our Fathers Foods. If ... more

Delicious 9" round focaccia covered in olive oil, minced garlic, dried rosemary, shredded asiago, and sprinkled with coarse sea salt. This is great eaten plain, dipped in olive oil and spices, toasted with butter, or sliced horizontally and used for sandwiches. Ingredients in this recipe include: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat, yeast, extra virgin olive oil, garlic, asiago, rosemary, sea salt, and a teaspoon of sugar to help the yeast activate. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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Delicious 9" round focaccia covered in olive oil, minced garlic, dried rosemary, shredded asiago, and sprinkled with coarse sea salt. ... more

A freshly picked and fragrant bunch of German Winter Thyme. Great for sauces, breads, soups, etc.
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A freshly picked and fragrant bunch of German Winter Thyme. Great for sauces, breads, soups, etc. more

Get your fresh Greek oregano.

Delicious Flat leaf parsley great beautiful for garnish but equally as tasty in tabouleh! The nutritious leaves are high in iron and in vitamins A, C, and E. The high chlorophyll content makes it a natural breath sweetener, too.
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Delicious Flat leaf parsley great beautiful for garnish but equally as tasty in tabouleh! The nutritious leaves are high in ... more

Fresh sage!

If you would like to give someone the gift of fresh organic produce or locally crafted goods, here is your opportunity. Buy produce for someone else! Sold in increments of one dollar -- place a number equal to the dollar amount you wish to buy in your shopping cart. If you wish to purchase more than one gift certificate, leave a note with your order (during the checkout process) explaining how you want your amount divided. Also, leave a comment stating how you want the "To:" and "From:" filled out. Otherwise, I'll leave the "To:" blank and set the "From:" to your name.
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If you would like to give someone the gift of fresh organic produce or locally crafted goods, here is your ... more

This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - hot cereal grains - crushed by Our Fathers Foods. Type #3 are the largest sifted pieces of wheat and can make a delicious hot cereal or used in any recipe calling for bran. If you would like more than 25lbs Message us for bulk pricing.
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This is our homegrown,certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat - hot cereal grains - crushed by Our Fathers Foods. Type ... more

This will be a surprise to you. We will box up $15 dollars worth of goodies this week which will definitely include: Vegetables and herbs and may also include: Jams and Jellies, Syrup, Honey, soap, lip balm, etc. Each box will be different.
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This will be a surprise to you. We will box up $15 dollars worth of goodies this week which will ... more

This will be a surprise to you. We will box up $25 dollars worth of goodies this week which will definitely include: Vegetables and herbs and may also include: Jams and Jellies, Syrup, Honey, soap, lip balm, etc. Each box will be different.
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This will be a surprise to you. We will box up $25 dollars worth of goodies this week which will ... more

This is a spicy and delicious 8oz jar of hot pepper jam loaded with a mix of our own homegrown, certified organic bell peppers, jalapenos peppers, and cayenne peppers. Ingredients: Bell and Sweet peppers, hot peppers, sugar, cider vinegar, pectin.
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This is a spicy and delicious 8oz jar of hot pepper jam loaded with a mix of our own homegrown, ... more

This is a spicy and delicious 8oz jar of peach hot pepper jam. The peppers are homegrown and definitely give the jam a kick. I used a low sugar pectin to help the jam set. Ingredients: Peaches, sugar, lemon juice, ghost peppers, pectin.
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This is a spicy and delicious 8oz jar of peach hot pepper jam. The peppers are homegrown and definitely give ... more

This is a relaxing mild scented balm using both lavender and frankincense essential oils. Our own Grumpy Goat Beeswax is blended with Avocado oil, coconut oil, shea butter, and vitamin E. This balm is nourishing and moisturizing though slightly firmer than our other lip balms. The compostable tubes push up from the bottom (with small fingers or a pencil).
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This is a relaxing mild scented balm using both lavender and frankincense essential oils. Our own Grumpy Goat Beeswax is ... more

A refreshing scented lip balm using lemongrass essential oil and vitamin e. Shea butter and coconut oil help to moisturize your lips with the balm is firmed up with our own Grumpy Goat Experiment Beeswax. The compostable tubes can be pushed up when needed with either small fingers or a pencil.
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A refreshing scented lip balm using lemongrass essential oil and vitamin e. Shea butter and coconut oil help to moisturize ... more

This is an all natural small batch orange cocoa lip balm in a compostable paper tube. This tube functions similarly to its plastic counterparts as the balm can be pushed up from the bottom with either your pinkie finger or a pencil eraser. You get hints of chocolate from the cocoa butter and sweet citrusy orange from the orange essential oil. Ingredients only include our homegrown beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, and orange essential oil and vitamin E.
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This is an all natural small batch orange cocoa lip balm in a compostable paper tube. This tube functions similarly ... more

This is an all natural small batch peppermint lip balm in a compostable paper tube. This tube functions similarly to its plastic counterparts as the balm can be pushed up from the bottom with either your pinkie finger or a pencil eraser. The peppermint is a cool and mild flavor...not too strong. Ingredients only include our homegrown beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, and peppermint essential oil.
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This is an all natural small batch peppermint lip balm in a compostable paper tube. This tube functions similarly to ... more

Our homemade lip balm uses our own Grumpy Goat Beeswax, as well as Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Carrot Seed Oil (for added SPF), and Vitamin E It comes in an eco friendly compostable paper tube which pushes up from the bottom, easily done with a finger or pen.
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Our homemade lip balm uses our own Grumpy Goat Beeswax, as well as Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Tea Tree Essential ... more

This is a fairly hefty loaf loaded with a swirl of cinnamon sugar and covered with raisins. We usually slice and toast with some butter or use in French toast! Ingredients: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat, buttermilk, raisins, fleishmanns yeast, granulated sugar, cinnamon, sea salt. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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This is a fairly hefty loaf loaded with a swirl of cinnamon sugar and covered with raisins. We usually slice ... more

This is a fairly hefty loaf loaded with a swirl of cinnamon sugar and covered with Walnuts. This is a great alternative for those of you who love cinnamon toast but can't handle lots of raisins. We usually slice and toast with some butter or use in French toast! Ingredients: Type #1 homegrown red fife wheat, buttermilk, walnuts, fleishmanns yeast, granulated sugar, cinnamon, sea salt. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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This is a fairly hefty loaf loaded with a swirl of cinnamon sugar and covered with Walnuts. This is a ... more

A simple, slightly enriched, soft loaf of easily slice-able white buttermilk bread. Great for toasting or for sandwiches. This white bread uses our homegrown Type #1 crushed Red Fife wheat. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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A simple, slightly enriched, soft loaf of easily slice-able white buttermilk bread. Great for toasting or for sandwiches. This white ... more

2023 Maple Syrup! It's delicious ungraded, wood fired syrup straight from the Grumpy Goat Experiment
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2023 Maple Syrup! It's delicious ungraded, wood fired syrup straight from the Grumpy Goat Experiment more

2023 Maple Syrup! It's delicious ungraded, wood fired syrup straight from the Grumpy Goat Experiment
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2023 Maple Syrup! It's delicious ungraded, wood fired syrup straight from the Grumpy Goat Experiment more

If you are interested in joining the Bair Trax Dairy Herdshare and picking up your milk/cream/butter/yogurt at the Grumpy Goat Store on Tuesday afternoons/Wednesday Mornings select this listing and leave your email address in the comments. I will pass this along to Annette from Bair Trax and she can reach out to you with more information about their dairy herd and how you can sign up. Thanks for supporting local!
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If you are interested in joining the Bair Trax Dairy Herdshare and picking up your milk/cream/butter/yogurt at the Grumpy Goat ... more

These are our homegrown, certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat berries. You can mill these up yourself to use in baked goods or use as a replacement in your cooking for things like Rice, barley, Farro, etc. Just boil until they are the consistency you like! If you would like a bulk amount we discount with orders over 20lb
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These are our homegrown, certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat berries. You can mill these up yourself to use in ... more

These are our homegrown, certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat berries. You can mill these up yourself to use in baked goods or use as a replacement in your cooking for things like Rice, barley, Farro, etc. Just boil until they are the consistency you like! If you would like a bulk amount we discount with orders over 20lb
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These are our homegrown, certified organic, heirloom Red Fife wheat berries. You can mill these up yourself to use in ... more

This is a hearty loaf loaded with our homegrown wheat flour, with a fantastic seeded texture. Probably my favorite one to eat these days. Ingredients: Type #2 homegrown red fife wheat, oats, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds, flax seeds, honey, sea salt. All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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This is a hearty loaf loaded with our homegrown wheat flour, with a fantastic seeded texture. Probably my favorite one ... more

This is a sweet and warm blend of orange essential oil and anise essential oil. It is brightened up by the botanical powders of annatto seed and also contains olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, castor oil, lye and goatmilk (milked from our own pygora goats). This bar is a 4 oz. bar but please allow for a little variation as these are hand poured and cut.
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This is a sweet and warm blend of orange essential oil and anise essential oil. It is brightened up by ... more

This might be my most decorative bar yet with blue waves of indigo and an inset moon . Ingredients include: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Lye, Grumpy Goat Milk, Patchouli Essential Oil, Indigo Powder, salt.
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This might be my most decorative bar yet with blue waves of indigo and an inset moon . Ingredients include: ... more

Deliciously sour and great for adding more flavor layers to your meals. Think about mixing it with salad greens, layering on a sandwich with your favorite cold cuts, or putrefying with yogurt to make a tart dressing.
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Deliciously sour and great for adding more flavor layers to your meals. Think about mixing it with salad greens, layering ... more

This is a whole wheat loaf bread made using our crushed homegrown heirloom Red Fife wheat . All our bread's are at or nearing use of 100% of our homegrown wheat - we have noticed that without some of the additives found in store bought flours, our wheat doesn't brown quite as beautifully. We will continue to see what we can do about that but if you notice your loaf is slightly paler than in years past just know that is the reason. It should be just as good if not taste better than before regardless!
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This is a whole wheat loaf bread made using our crushed homegrown heirloom Red Fife wheat . All our bread's ... more

This is a yarn of fibers from many of our flock members. It is a creamy off white color great for dying. This listing is for one 4oz skein which is about 140 yards in length.
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This is a yarn of fibers from many of our flock members. It is a creamy off white color great ... more